They played Cluedo. He did it. With the candlestick, the leadpiping, the wrench, the knife, and the rope. In the downstairs toilet.
They played Monopoly. When she ‘went to jail’ she pegged her clit. When she landed on him she ‘landed on him’.
The girls played chess to decide who would be allowed to come.
He wondered how many of his mates would kiss her with his come on her tongue.
She wondered how many cocks she could suck before the night bus arrived.
She wondered how many women had done this to him before.
She wondered how many times she had to say ‘please’ before he put it in the right hole.
He wondered how many girls he had to fuck before he felt something.
She wondered how many other men would have to come in her mouth before her husband got the message.